overheard at cornell

So, in the Cornell Daily Sun they have a section like the overheard in nyc feed.  It's hilarious.  Here are some of my favorites:

Guy #1: So how was your day?
Guy #2: Uhh ... Do you want the long version or the short version?
Guy #3: Well we're showering, so give me the long one.
— Shower in Cascadilla Hall

Frat Boy 1: She called me emotionally insensitive. I can't believe it.
Frat Boy 2: What does that even mean?
Frat Boy 1: I have no clue. I don't even care.
— Trillium

Physics TA: [shows painting of the Nativity scene] Do you know who painted this?
[No one answers]
Physics TA: How about you, what is your guess?
Dumb Chick: I was going to say Jesus.
—Physics Section

Senior Girl 1: So what do you want to do off of that 161 things to do list
before we graduate?
Senior Girl 2: I was thinking Conservatory, Ice Skating, …
Senior Girl 1: [Interrupting] I'm sorry; all I can think right now is snow penis.
— Dining Hall

Girl: Ugh, my stomach hurts.
Guy: Maybe it's your ovaries…
Girl: ...Do you think it could be from last night?
— Olin Café

Girl: With this new facebook thing, I'm so bored. It's like the Industrial Revolution…my entire mode of production has changed.
Guy: What are you going to do with your free time now?
Girl: Smoke weed.
— Trillium